Near death experience

middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asked if this was it. God said: "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
She got out of the hospital after the last operation, and while crossing the street was killed by an ambulance speeding to the hospital. Arriving in front of God, she demanded: "I thought you said I had another 43 years?"


“Sorry,” God replied: "I didn't recognize you."

Watch For Fallen Rocks

Driving down a remote road, a motorist sees a sign that says: "Watch For Fallen Rocks."
A couple of miles of careful driving later, he spots some pebbles and stops to pick a few up. Arriving in the next town, the motorist carries the stones into the highway maintenance office.


Placing them on the counter, he says to an official: "Here are your fallen rocks. Now where's my watch?"

confess

A man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest.
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned,” he said. “During World War II, I hid a refugee in my attic."
"Well," said the priest.

"That's not a sin."

"But I made him agree to pay me $20 for every week he stayed," the man explained.
"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause," the priest replied.
"Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind,” the man said. “I have one more question, though."
"What is that, my son?" the priest inquired.


"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"

Jo Shakhs bazar mein Chalty huway (BestBestJokes.blogspot.com)

Jo Shakhs bazar mein Chalty huway
in Alfaz ka kasrat se wird kary ga,
INSHaAllah Wo mala maal ho jaye ga,
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“Allah k Naam pe de de BaBa”

Kabhi Pasand Na Aye Sath (BestBestJokes.blogspot.com)

Kabhi Pasand Na Aye Sath
Mera To Bata Dena Ae Dost
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Hum Dil Pe Pathar Rakh K
Tumhein Goli Maar Dengay
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Thaa Thaa. Ab Na Kro Humein
Pasand Phir Pata Chalta Hai.

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1 Admin ko Charagh mila Us ne
ussy Ragra to dhamaka huwa aur
wo mar gaya.
Moral:
“Kuch Cheezain Alladin ki nahi.
Mujahideen ki bhi ho Sakti hain..

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Cafe main Papu Ny 1 lrki Ko
“I Love You” Kaha…
Lrki ny Zor Sy thapar mara
OR
Boli…
Kya kaha??
PaPu:
Kutttyy Jb Suna nahi Too Thapar
Q mara.?